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Welcome to Minne-Sorta Nice!
Taking Care of Yourself Isn't Selfish... It's Just Common Sense.
Our Philosophy
Our Mission:
Our mission is to create sustainable, self- care products with a Minnesotan snarky flare
Who we are:
We’re here to spoil you with high-quality, earth-friendly products—because the planet’s been dealing with our nonsense for long enough. Seriously, it deserves a break… and so do you.
Eco- Friendly:
We’re ditching plastic, one less wrapper at a time—so yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. Don’t expect a parade, but the Earth’s definitely giving us a thumbs-up… though it’s way too polite to actually say anything.
New Earth Day Scent!
Burn This
Not The Planet
Our Collection
Plain Jane- Vanilla (candles)
Popular Products
Just Calm Down- Lavender (Soap)
Just Calm Down- Lavender (Lotion)
Eco-friendly
Packaging
Let’s face it, we’re all a little over pretending we’re not drowning the Earth in disposable junk. At Minne-Sorta Nice, we think self-care should do more than just make you feel good—it should leave a good mark on the planet too. So, we pack our products in materials that are as stylish as they are sustainable. And yeah, the turtles are probably doing backflips as we speak.
Glass: Plastic? Please, that’s so last century. Our glass containers are sleek, reusable, and 100% recyclable. They’re fancier than your last relationship, and guess what? They won’t end up choking out a turtle in the ocean. Yeah, it’s a win-win.
Recycled Cardboard: We wrap our stuff in recycled cardboard because we like giving old things a second chance—and also because trees are nice and turtles need to breathe. It’s eco-friendly and way less depressing than dumping more junk in a landfill. You’re basically saving the ocean one box at a time. Go ahead, be the reason a turtle doesn’t have to file a lawsuit against humanity.
So go ahead, treat yourself, save the planet, and feel like a head honcho while doing it. The turtles—and the Earth—thank you. (If it’s not obvious we might sorta care about the turtles)
Ingredients
Look, we’re not about slathering you in stuff that sounds like it belongs in a high school science fair. Our ingredients are as natural as that passive-aggressive “Oh, good for you!” from your neighbor and as effective as the self-care routine you promise you’re starting next Monday.
Soy Wax (for candles): We go with soy wax because it’s eco-friendly, burns cleaner than your ex’s conscience, and doesn’t smell like regret. Plus, it’s a renewable resource—so you can feel extra smug during those candlelit bubble baths.
Goat’s Milk (for lotion): Your skin’s been thirsty, and goat’s milk is basically a hydrating smoothie for it. Full of vitamins and fatty acids, it’s like your skin just got back from a wellness retreat in Duluth. Who knew goats were MVPs?
Honey (for soap): Sweet, natural, and guilt-free—kind of like your grandma’s backhanded compliments. Our honey soap leaves you smelling delightful and fights bacteria naturally. It’s basically a spa day without paying someone to judge your feet.
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